Sunday, May 30, 2010
We are going to put a candidate up, for the by-election, which is what parties are supposed to do, only we are putting a member we have already got up, so we look really stupid, and I don't know how to doctor the spin, so we look clever, instead, and so we are getting ripped on the internet, instead of getting lots of pledges of support , like the other candidates.
All we want to do is, make sure that nasty, rude man, who is seeking re-election, doesn't get back in, because he wants to be the leader of the opposition, but so does our bloke, and he is one of us, and he works harder, too. It is all the rude man's fault, because he shouldn't have put himself up for re-election anyway. It was teasing, to make a vacancy, and then, say he was going to go for getting his job back ,when we were already plotting to snatch his seat for ourselves.
Anyway, I want everybody to vote for our bloke, so we get rid of the rude man, and, then, we can have another by-election, with a proper candidate, like we should have had in the first place.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Anyway, Andy has let me help his campaign, and so, I have been the frontman doing all the interviews, not having any reputation to lose, by making a fool of myself, and so getting lots of lovely publicity ready to run for election next time, seeing how the Party didn't bother to use me, last time, for some reason. The stuff they told me to say actually makes sense, too, all about how we ought to be ashamed of not having the same kind of worker protection as everywhere else, and that we should change the law before the banks start going down, too, and we should make sure the shop workers get what they should have had, and so I didn't get Paxoed, but the TV and radio people let me explain, instead.
Friday, October 31, 2008
The thing about Conservatives, is, that they are not only capitalists, but they are , also, Christians, mostly, as well, and, instead of just attacking them over hard-to-understand stuff, like finance, we should be attacking their religion, too, because it all comes down to the Divine Right of Kings, and if we can make it official that God does not really exist, then Kings and Queens don't have any Divine Right to rule us anymore, and nor do the Bailiff and Ministers on their behalf, and so we can have some constitutional reform. I know constitutional reform would be a good thing, because my friend Slick Nick told me, and he went to a very posh school, and university, too, and he understands difficult things like that, even if I don't always understand the way he explains them, with lots of big words.
So I am going to start a campaign for atheists to have equal rights to Christians; after all it is obvious that the universe must have just created itself, so why would it have needed a god to do it? If, I keep claiming that , not believing is just as much of a religion as believing, then maybe I can undermine the privileged place, Christians claim, as the watchdogs of our public morals, after all, Jesus said, give unto Caesar what is Caesar's ,and our whole finance industry is about helping rich capitalists, with more than I am ever likely to get, duck out of doing that, so, maybe, I can nail them all as a bunch of hypocrites.
Of course, by the time it is all finished, petrol will be too expensive, for ordinary commuters to use, so, everybody will be on buses or bicycles. I need to ask my friends if, anyone has any ideas, about how we could introduce a decent bus service. The future will have to be green, but, some of the details, about how to make it so are a bit difficult to work out, so, those of us, who want an end to the present rotten government, need to get together with intellectuals who can understand these things.
I shall have to talk to my fellow malcontents, at our next meeting, and see if any of the intellectual ones have any ideas for how, we could do better, so that, I will not need to hire lots of expensive experts when I am a politician.
Therefore, whenever any malcontents band together to protest about the state of things around here, I like to jump on their bandwagon too, as it helps to make me look more important when I write, or even make speeches, about things, if I can be billed as the chairman of this or the secretary of that, and, moreover, I get to meet real anti-establishment politicians, with ideas and knowledge, who could tell me what to do, if I could manage to get elected.